Nate311
Nate311
Sep 7, 2018 · 1 min read

Shocker: a pink-haired Marxist doesn’t believe hardcore, high-speed internet pornography could ever become a problem for anyone.

Without any supporting evidence, she claims the idea of porn addiction is just “pseudoscience,” presumably in order to feel shameless about pleasuring herself in front of a computer screen—with multiple tabs open of unconscionably disgusting porn—for hours at a time.

Genuine questions: if there’s nothing wrong with your porn habit, would you feel comfortable telling your mother what you watch? Would you feel unembarrassed if someone you cared about walked in on you during one of your sessions? Do you feel better about yourself after masturbating for hours alone in your dark room?

If you’ve honestly answered yes to any of these questions, congratulations for being shameless and depraved. If not, then you must admit porn addiction is a harmful, real thing (read: it is).

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