Qila Ningel, Monk. Way of the Sun Soul.

Nate Schaefer
Nov 5 · 2 min read

“Pretend We’re Dead”
Sometimes the world sucks major ass, and not in a fun way.
I find it’s easier to be outside the normal and just be dead to society.

“Queens of Noise”
The first time I saw Kairi kick the shit out of a giant wolf,
I both swooned and knew she was amazing.
El is my sweet little soul of joy who also can kick ass.
Together, we’re unstoppable. Watch out, boys.

“A.C.D.C”
So..yeah.. turns out there’s a lot of super hot people just out and about.
Some of them have giant horns, some of them don’t. I’m here for all of them.

“SOS (Feat. Gojira)”
I was taught to both live in the present and keep an eye on the future…
but what the fuck am I supposed to do when we get taken to a land where death is around every corner..and ruling over people?

“Redeemer”
Listen here you hot vampire asshole…
If you weren’t busy killing innocents and destroying all that’s good..I’d probably climb you like a tree.
Also, my pet bat Squeakers thinks you’re a dick. So there.

“Dear Prudence”
This is what the aura of purity and joy surrounding Elsyra sings to me every time I see her being…her.

“What Kind of Monster Are You?”
I’ve never seen something like Strahd before, and quite frankly, I just don’t care for it. BEGONE BLOODSUCKER.

“Miss Nothing”
Unfortunately everyone has done something shitty..I am both sides of that story..

“My Evil Ways”
I’m not perfect, but neither are my companions..some are colossal assholes who are so clueless about everything, and some are the most family I’ve ever had..

“The Fighter”
I’ve been through some shit, I say waist-deep in a shit tsunami.
Perry is a great man..I see what he does for El and I. I don’t need it, but damn do I appreciate it..
I haven’t fully shown them what I can do yet.. but at least I’m not hiding anymore. Soon.

“Kill or Be Killed”
God these people have got to be completely insane, right?
Well, guess we gotta do what we gotta do to get out of this.
Just hope we’re making the right choices.

“The Fight Song”
I place no stock in the gods of this world, look at the shithole that is Barovia.
That being said, yes I’m cute, and yes, I’m going to fuck you up.
Here’s lookin’ at you, Strahd.

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