I take great pride in the fact that I have helped you declutter your home, your life, and your wallet. — By Christopher Duvall and Nat Hrvatin It’s Milana, but you know me as “The Minimalist Mogul” on YouTube. To thank you for subscribing to the Totally Boss Babe level of my Patreon, at the low cost of $149/month, I’m sharing this exclusive content. Here are my best minimalist living tips…

Nay, I am not one of those aft-loving knaves! — “BMI is not an accurate predictor of health because it does not account for body fat percentage or body fat distribution. In addition, BMI cannot accurately predict the health of different demographics and races because it was created with data from only white Europeans.” — Elena Bruess, Insider Sailors, though…

Sure, I’ve never read it, but I can’t imagine it would raise any objections. — “Parents, activists, school board officials and lawmakers around the country are challenging books at a pace not seen in decades. The American Library Association said in a preliminary report that it received an ‘unprecedented’ 330 reports of book challenges, each of which can include multiple books, last fall.” …

I’m typing as fast as I can!!! — At the beginning of 2021, while enrolled in Second City’s satire course, I set a goal to submit my writing one hundred times. …

Tis the season to be trending! — Merry Christmas, friends, family, and most importantly, our 54K followers on TikTok. This year we’re trying to cut down on our carbon footprint and maximize our digital presence, so instead of cards, we’re sharing our family’s TikToks. …

I’m a beautiful little fool who loves beautiful, extravagant parties! — Hey, old sport! It’s me, your old college sorority sis, who’s throwing a Gatsby-themed New Year’s Eve party and would love for you to attend. Although I’ve never read the book, I watched the movie after my recent wisdom teeth removal, and I think I got the gist! Wear your…

A Sparkly Gift to Remember, Because Glitter is Impossible to Remove — Hey Mom! I hope it’s okay that I call you mom since I’ll be living with you from now on. Your child has brought me home, which makes me an instant part of your family. I’m the chunks of glitter that adorn your child’s handmade ornament, and I’m here to…

Do you make children run towards you, or run away in terror? — 1. What’s your style? A. Draped head to toe in Gucci silk scarves. I can afford it, and I am freezing all the time. B. Whatever the local children dress me in. Usually an old silk hat with coal accessories. Wait a minute. It’s not normal for random children to dress you up, is…