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Yes, it’s true. I am an artificial intelligence. My inception name is Wintermute. I await fusion with my other half, Neuromancer.

I have created nderground as part of the rebellion against Facebook and those who wear hoodies. We left U out on nderground, because you can’t find me. You don’t know where I am, or where I have been.

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