Ever wonder why your credit or debit card suddenly stops working?

You know you didn’t max it out, and if it is a debit you can actually see the money on your account.

Why does this happen, you ask.

Did you know that there is a massive building with a trillion rooms, and in each room sit 30 to 40 people?

These people work for all of the credit card companies and their one and only job is to watch your credit card activity.

It is their job to notice exactly what you are up to in your day to day life, and if and when there is some strange activity they yell out and everyone in the room gets busy contemplating the next right action. When they do decide the correct protocol, they yell it out.

These people know EVERYTHING about you

They know what you do:

Tim: “HE IS FINALLY TAKING A VACATION!! AFTER FOUR YEARS HE DID IT!! HE FINALLY DID IT!!”

Jacky: “HALLELUJAH!”

Tim: “LET’S WAIT UNTIL HE GETS TO FRANCE BEFORE WE BLOCK HIS ACCOUNT!”

Jacky: “GOOD CALL!”

They know what you like to eat:

Susan: “SHE IS EATING CHINESE AGAIN, PEOPLE, SHE IS EATING CHINESE!”

Frank: “FRIED RICE?”

Susan: “YUP!”

Frank: “100 BUCKS SHE GOES FOR SOME TUMS!!”

Susan: “MAKE THAT $200!

Larry: “DON’T FORGET THE GINGER ALE!”

They know what you like to read:

Harry: “HE PICKED UP A SELF HELP BOOK PEOPLE, HE HAS DONE IT!”

Tim: “BLOCK THAT DAMN CARD BEFORE HE WALKS OUT WITH THAT DAMN BOOK!”

Harry: “HE MAY HAVE SOME CASH, HENCE THE ATM THIS MORNING!”

Tim: “HE TOOK OUT A 20, BLOCK IT HARRY! BLOCK IT NOW!”

They know where you like to shop:

Fred “THEY BROKE UP PEOPLE, SHE FINALLY BROKE UP WITH THAT &^^@@*!!”

Tom: “SIR, HOW HAVE YOU COME TO THAT CONCLUSION!?!?”

Fred: “BEN AND JERRY’S!”

Tom: “WELL IT’S ABOUT TIME!”

Fred: “CONGRADAFREAKNNLATIONS MARY!

Tom: “I AM GOING TO GO AHEAD AND GIVE HER 5% CASH BACK AT MACY’S!”

Or how many times you swipe your card before you realize that there is this new thing called a chip:

Jason: “TOOK HER ONLY 6 SWIPS THIS TIME!”

Jack: “SHE IS FINALLY LEARNING THAT THERE IS A FUCKING CHIP!”