My life (currently):
Fat. Hairy. No cute clothes. Not hot times. Bored. Jobless. Broke. Degree-less. Certificate-less. Goals aren’t at a finger-length distance.
How I wish my life was:
Comfortably slender. Smooth — especially my f*cking face. Clothes galore. Hot and heavy times. Dancing. Fabulousness. Glamour. Trashy Tuesdays & Thursdays. A career that feels more like a hobby. Money, obviously. Goals accomplished.
This post really sucks. Oh well.