8 Other Places Harriet Tubman Would Like to See Her Face.
- a wheaties box. If Steph Curry deserves to be on the box, we think Harriet Tubman deserves to be on the box.
- the goodyear blimp. It should read, Harriet Tubman’s a pimp.
- a milk carton. But like, why was no one worried she was missing? Did anyone even look for her? So many unanswered questions.
- the bill of rights. I always like to put fun images at the beginning of long boring documents that no one ever reads but are due at 11:59pm anyway.
- Donald Trump’s wallet photos. Little known fact, Donald Trump still carries photos in his wallet. As if we didn’t have enough reason NOT to elect him already.
- mt. rushmore. This might be the most controversial, but are we really still in denial that old white men are the worst people in history? The least we can do after defacing a public mountain is add some color to it. Nahmsayin?
- BDSM whips and handcuffs. Think about it. Edging, Mind games, race play. It’s a ripe market. A true capitalist like Harriet would see her face on the $20 bill and say, “Now how can I get some of those 20’s for myself?” Nahmsayin??
- the FAFSA website, or Worldstar HipHop’s Eye Candy 18+ page. Everyone likes to google themselves. H-Tub was no different. Believe me. She’d be down.