You are an asshole.

“Life is all fun & games until someone gets hurt.” -many, many people

Despite this being an absolute cliché, it still proves a valid point. As people do tend to like having fun, we also tend to have fun. We do things because we like them, because they make us happy, because they feel like the right thing to do.

Well, but what happens, when something just doesn't turn out as expected? What happens when you misplace a tetris block? What happens when an in-game boss kills you? What happens when you fuck up?

Fact: life has no reset buttons.

Due to an unknown fact, there’s a belief, that there’s always a solution to the wrong thing someone said, someone had done or something that doesn't feel right in general.

Sometimes? Yes.

Always? Na-ah.

But what happens after you fuck something up? You start to search for excuses for how it was a correct thing to do. But deep down inside, you still know that it wasn't.

Included: A detailed list of things you should do:
- Take responsibility.

Taking responsibility might leave you with remarks such as an egoist, a bad person, a selfish dick, etc.

And why don’t you do that?

Because you are an asshole.

But, never fear! So is everyone around you.

The acquisition of this glorious title lies entirely on others. And it is the most accomplished devaluation of a human being, as it offers solid argumentation proving the point.

Sadly, bestowing this title upon another just shows the lack of thought put behind the thinking. Because assholes can be (but are not excluded to) egoists, selfish people, party poopers, people who do things which you don’t want, etc.

Meaning that most of the things you do make you an asshole.

The only problem here is the point where one cares whether or not one’s appointed the title of an asshole by others.