attention pleas

you are watching me through my laptop camera. i love you nsa agent i love you and i don’t want cover you with a folded-up post-it note i just wish you would tell me who you are. please arrive at my door tomorrow at 7pm. we can leave. we can go away and you can tell me about what you’ve seen and then we’ll smash our laptops and our phones and then buy new ones and then smash them too like that scene in that godard film where they crash the car and the lights are all different colours

maybe you’re a robot by now but please still come please please please i won’t be disappointed i promise