Bravo, NEO RSD for embracing that Onion article, and using it as an opportunity to highlight your great infrastructure work. Thanks for all you do!
When I was a kid I used to always think that that roll thing on the back was for holding a small roll of toilet paper. Turns out it’s really for a thermal detonator, but I think my idea was valid too.
My theory is that poor sanitation on Dark Side facilities has lead to dismal water quality, which in turn has lead to widespread brain damage. What else explains the Empire/First Order’s continuing to pour more resources into ever larger weaponized planets with same basic obvious design flaw—namely that the whole unit can be blown up by a few geeks with light weapons?