You want a real, modern, reality dating show? How about one revolving around a bunch of bloated 40-ish men and women trying to randomly find love on internet dating sites, and the women being shocked that the men are just as lewd and obnoxious as they were in their 20’s (anatomy pics free of charge!) and the men are shocked that the women don’t look (and act) like porn stars on the set.
Yeah, I wouldn’t watch that either. But it would be real.