New York I Love You But You Murdered My Liver
Jessica Misener

Beijing was the same, by about 9pm every night I’d be somewhere north of 15 shots of Jameson consumed cautiously with soda water through a straw giraffing out of a tulip glass. Then I’d waddle home cradling a 4 liter jug of water like a newborn and sleep it off to be repeated the next day.

I really like your writing. You’re funny.