I wanted a new ‘About me’ page. I asked Google Autocomplete for help. Here’s what happened:

Because I’m English, I find writing about myself really difficult.
Which is awkward, because I’m a writer.
I thought I’d ask someone else to write a profile for me.
But when I called the writers I know, they all seemed to be busy.
So, I asked Google Autocomplete instead.
Here’s what it came up with.
Try it yourself, and tweet me the results.
I’m @nickparker.