Nick SimmondsX Marks the LockThese are the two states of the lock in my apartment:Oct 4, 2017Oct 4, 2017
Nick SimmondsA Hotel Light’s StoryI think we’ve all encountered this. You go to turn on an unfamiliar lamp, and there is no indication of what to do.Oct 3, 2017Oct 3, 2017
Nick SimmondsAgreeing with CarsThese days I don’t own a car, but I still drive. I just rent when I need one. This means that when I do drive, I’m always in the most…Oct 2, 2017Oct 2, 2017
Nick SimmondsSeptemberThe pumpkin spice latte you hate so much Is not the mere affectation you believe It is the first shot fired each year in the eternal…Sep 29, 2014Sep 29, 2014
Nick Simmonds“I’m sorry, I guess I’m not following. You’re a professional wingman?”Harry, the Wingman to the Gods, said, “Not exactly professional, more like a very experienced amateur.” He gave the bartender a precisely…Aug 7, 2014Aug 7, 2014
Nick Simmonds“Are you sure you’re up for this,” Athena asked, “because it doesn’t seem like your wheelhouse.…Harry, the Wingman to the Gods, nodded. “I’ve been at this a long time, and I’ve had much bigger challenges than a lesbian bar. You’re…Aug 7, 2014Aug 7, 2014
Nick SimmondsThe bar dissolved around him and the air crackled with power, and in the darkness he saw a blasted…I LIKE NOT THE DECOR, THIS PLACE SEEM’TH DIVEYAug 7, 2014Aug 7, 2014
Nick Simmonds“I just don’t know how to bring it up in conversation.”Harry, the Wingman to the Gods, looked at his companion and sympathized, “I think you just have to say it. Not right away, but pretty early…Aug 7, 2014Aug 7, 2014
Nick Simmonds“I think I’m going to turn into a goat. Yeah. That’ll do it,” said Zeus.Harry, Wingman to the Gods, sighed into his bourbon.Aug 7, 2014Aug 7, 2014