Hillary, Go to Hell and Take Grandpa With You

People love to pick on millenials.

I suppose we make an easy target; a significant population within our ranks decides daily that sagging pants and beating up the elederly are both prudent life choices. Many of us pay more attention to Kim Kardashian — who, for the record, has contributed about as much to society as a prenatal rhinoceros with only an iota more of class — than the government which has perpetually destroyed our future since before we were conceived.

For some reason, this latest gem from Her Royal Highness Hillary pushed me over the edge.

This is not the first time I’ve come across such moronic blind disapproval of the Evil Millenials. But it strikes me as especially hypocritical.

This is not the first time I’ve come across such moronic blind disapproval of the Evil Millenials. But it strikes me as especially offensive and insulting..

I’ve spent a combined one thousand hours over four years on researching the government, especially policy on trade, domestic surveillance, development, and infrastructure for high school debate. I’ve spent more hours in a library and reading government documents from the Accountability Office and Publishing Office than Shill probably ever has. I’ve written policy analysis papers since freshman year, have read the Constitution many a time, and regularly attend meetings at all levels of government. I’ve had meetings with our mayor, state senators, state representatives, city counselors, and major political figures.

Secretary Clinton, I do my research. You should do yours.

The fact that you “feel sorry” for me because I don’t do my own research while you continually misrepresent facts shows your own woeful inability to research. This solidifies the fact that you will not ever, in any way/shape/form, get my vote for goddamn dog catcher.

As for the rest of these enlightened elders: kiss my opinionated ass.

If we are collectively the root cause of all the evils, the moral degradation of America, why is it that things went south long before any millennial could even vote?

Was I, at three years old, in charge of domestic security on September 11, 2001, when an automatic screening system flagged five hijackers for extra security checks which allowed one to set off the alarm on a metal detector and still board an airplane?

Was I, at five, part of President Bush’s lovely troop surge?

Did I lead Bernard Madoff to swindle the elderly out of their life savings?

Did my friends and I serve on the board of Goldman Sachs and Fannie Mae in 2007 and 2008?

Did we sit in Congress with our heads in the sand, passing bills which 
“express the sense of Congress” as to how many bugles should be used to play Taps at funerals or creating an Orwellian-sounding “Department of Peace” while veterans died waiting for care and black teens were shot and cops abused?

If there is a single person who has a gripe with my generation, I will gladly direct him or her to a mirror, where he or she shall recite my favorite phrase fifty times: “I reap what I sow.”

So Hillary, go to hell. I’ve done my research, despite your ilk’s best efforts to stop me. Bring the rest of the anti-Millennials with you.