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#smashtag: A Geek’s Guide to Roller Derby Names 

#smashtag, 1 UP, 5WOUNDS, 8 Bit Betty, Alex Calibur, Angry Birt, Ava Tarr, AzzKaBam, Battlestar Kick Asstica, Bela Tripps LeStrange, Belle Kabong, Betty Gesserit.

Boba Femme, Brenda Scarr, Buenas Tardis, C-3P’Oed, CAPS LOCK, Cherry Pi, Chewblocka, Danica McKiller, Darth Skater, Dee Cepticon, Deadeye Knight.

Diva Decimal System, Don't Care Bear, Draggin Balls Z, Elle Bow Baggins, Emme Dash, Encyclobleedia Brawn, Epi-Pen-Demic, Eva Lasting Quadstopper, Ewok O'Shame.

Faceplam, Fibonacci Sequins, Frau G. Lei, Get Kraken, Gluten For Punishment, Gnarl Sagan, Great Anatomy, Grand Ref Otto.

Grokit Launcher, Guinness World Wrecker, Hyway to Helvetica, Hyper Lynx, Hyrule the Track.

Imperial Redshirt, Jabba the Butt, Jams T Kirk, Jay Pegg, Jillennium Falcon, Kilt Trip, Kwisatz Skaterach, Lois Slain.

Lorna Boom, Lady Vulvamort, Lewd Thighstalker, Lord of the Bearings, Luxe Capacitor, Macinsquash, Magic 8-Brawl, Master Beta.

Meg Gyver, Meme Me Up Scotty, Mic ShoviN, Ms. Emma Peelout, Mystery Violence Theater 2000, My Little Pwny.

Nerdy Sanchez, Neverending Tori, Ninjabred Man, OCDiva, Obi Wanna Nosebleed, Octopushy.

Optimus Prim, Ork Chasm, Ouching Tiger, Ouija Broad, PacManda, PixelHated, PhDiabla,, QWERTY Gertie, Quad Eratic Equations, Radioactive I-So-Dope.

Ram 'Em Noodles, Resident Eva, Robot Unicorn Attack, SassCrotch, Scar Trek, Schrodinger's Catfight.

Shaggle Frock, Shark Week, Slayor Moon, Smackbook Pro, Smash Bandicute, Speedin Hawking.

Spex Offender, Spoiler Alert, Stace N. Vader, Tera Hurts, The Last Jammerai, Turd Ferguson, Tyler Hurten.

Thunder Katt, Traumagotchi, Tribbles'N'Bits, Tush.O, Shreadward Scissorhands, Stranglers with Candy.

Vanna Down by the River, Vinyl Countdown, Wes L. Mania, Whoremione Granger, WickedSpedia.

Womb Raider, Umpire Strikes Back, Xblox, Xena Roller Princess, Zarathrustya.

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