We, as a country have collectively decided that a Rapey Pumpkin should be our next great leader (other than the 15K that thought a dead gorilla would be a solid choice, but I digress).

We did this and now we can look to the coming years in a way that only a 5 year old who has just set fire to his invalid grand-parents house can.

http://www.puckermob.com//moblog/17-things-that-will-surely-happen-to-your-friends-now-that-trump-is-king-of-the-us

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