Software Defined Ryan

A friend & co-worker sent me this in an IM session this morning. It’s pretty funny & accurate. Software really is eating the world. Here’s the code, I’m pretty sure it would compile:

private static void ryan(string work, string doWithIt){
string cannedResponse = “why would you think that’s appropriate”;
string forcedResponse = “I don’t care, whatever, I’ll do it”;
if (work = meaningful || work.Contains(“From Manager”){
Console.Writeline(forcedResponse);
work.GetItDone(withFury);
}
else
{
Console.Writeline(cannedResponse);
}