Nigel Watts 🍊 – Medium

Nigel Watts 🍊

Nigel Watts 🍊
in
New Writers Welcome

A Boomer’s Training Ground For The Real World: The Summer Job

A bittersweet ode to punching time.

Jul 31

A Boomer’s Training Ground For The Real World: The Summer Job

Jul 31

Nigel Watts 🍊
in
New Writers Welcome

So You Want To Get A Sleeve Tattoo.. But What About Your Hairy Arms?

….will you be shaving your forearm Picasso in perpetuity?

Jun 25

So You Want To Get A Sleeve Tattoo.. But What About Your Hairy Arms?

Jun 25

Nigel Watts 🍊
in
New Writers Welcome

Is The Internet Headed Only One Direction?

My YouTube academy says yes

Jun 24

Is The Internet Headed Only One Direction?

Jun 24

Nigel Watts 🍊

I Bought A Puppy Off The Black Market

yes I’m ashamed of myself, and yes there are more pictures

Jun 15

I Bought A Puppy Off The Black Market

Jun 15

Nigel Watts 🍊
in
New Writers Welcome

I Can’t Not Judge The Television Shows My Girlfriend Watches

spoiler alert: it’s true crime, reality dating shows, and the Kardashians

Jun 15

I Can’t Not Judge The Television Shows My Girlfriend Watches

Jun 15

Nigel Watts 🍊

Civil War — The Apocalypse You Were Promised Is Finally Here

Just don’t ask too many questions.

Jun 14

Civil War — The Apocalypse You Were Promised Is Finally Here

Jun 14

Nigel Watts 🍊
in
New Writers Welcome

A Rambling Episode About How a Cheeseburger Helped My Inflammation

And also my stomach starts talking to me in an evil voice

Jun 14

A Rambling Episode About How a Cheeseburger Helped My Inflammation

Jun 14

Nigel Watts 🍊

Your Parents Don’t Love You Unconditionally

And it might be hard to notice

Jun 13

Your Parents Don’t Love You **Unconditionally**

Jun 13

Nigel Watts 🍊

Corporations Do NOT Actually Care About Pride Month

unless it will make them some more profits

Jun 12

Corporations Do NOT Actually Care About Pride Month

Jun 12

Nigel Watts 🍊

The Kids Aren’t Alright

at least not the Gen-Z ones

Jun 12

The Kids Aren’t Alright

Jun 12

Nigel Watts 🍊

Nigel Watts 🍊

Friend of Medium

I'm a weirdo who loves to write. Trying to cover as much ground as possible, in as chaotic a manner.

Following

See all (1,074)

Help
Status
About
Careers
Press
Blog
Privacy
Terms
Text to speech
Teams