How to lose clients
PING PONG,
this is the first article in my life. Before proceeding with my masterpiece be aware that this story is pure hate.
So couple of days ago my stomach was yelling at me ‘Give me food motherfucker’. Three hours later i overcome my laziness and a decision to order pizza have been made!
As i am anti social person a.k.a software developer any contact with a human terrifies me, so god bless the internet — i can order pizza without saying a word!
I’ve typed ‘victoria.bg’ /local pizza restaurant/ and a beautiful site caress my eyes. I ordered pizza and a notification appears that it should be in my ghetto after 55 minutes. What a timing, huh?
As i was ‘impressed’ by the UI of the victoria’s site i found the creators of the site — a company named SoftHouse /btw cool name/. There was 54 minutes left to the pizza delivery so i have to do something! Ok, let’s check what projects do they have. It seems they are the creators of the Contrabanda online shop. Contrabanda is store for ghetto shoes, clothes and shit.
As i wear such shitty shits, i started to search for some shoes, but the site was freezing when you filter the search results. Actually it was freezing for 3–6 seconds in any filter clicked, or page changed. Seems strange, huh?
So i started to investigate what was the problem. F12 and black Developer Tools appeared. Let’s look at the code. Hmmm, very strange. Every iteration with the site creates only one request with jquery and the whole UI is blocked
