That One Time My Boob was Out
I know breastfeeding is a natural thing. And women should be allowed to do it in public and all that.
But normally, while you’re breastfeeding, the baby’s face is partially obstructing your boob. It’s not like you’re just sitting there with your breast hanging out. Although, honestly, we all have them so that shouldn’t be a biggie either.
Except when you’re at a “getty” at your sister’s house. And you’ve just come out of the room after breastfeeding your infant. And you don’t realize that he’s tugging on your dress.
And your saggy boob is just hanging there. Exposed.
And you’re having a conversation with your brother-in-law. And his friend.
And he casually tells you, “you might want to put that away.”
Also, looking for pictures for this post was quite….interesting. I’ll just leave that there.
Have you ever had a “wardrobe malfunction” in public? Leave a comment below!
