Sympathy for a Streamer

(to the tune of “Sympathy for the Devil” by The Rolling Stones)

Please let me introduce myself, I’m a man who plays some games, I’ve been running around the Battlegrounds, Kickin ass and taking names,

I was around when Dirty Randy, got his 15 seconds of Fame, made damn sure to watch him, whenever he started up his stream,

Pleased to meet you, now let’s play a game, but be warned my friend, I will leave you lying lame.

I shot you through my sniper scope, when I saw you in that place, killed you right where you stand, with a bullet straight to the face,

I came and looted your corpse, got some meds and a nice gun, heard a shot in the distance, decided it was time to run,

Please to meet you, now let’s play this game, oh yeah, but be warned my friend, I shoot to kill, not to maim, uh huh.

Get ready to watch me, while I stream and make money, gonna get that partnership, just you wait and see,

I’m going live, come and join the fun, I’ve been getting views, more than anyone,

Let me please introduce myself, I’m a man who plays some games, I lay in wait for the noobs to pass, when I get the kill, don’t blame your frames.

Pleased to meet you, now let’s play this game, but be warned my friend, I will put your name to shame.

Pleased to meet you, let us play a game, but be warned my friend, you will never be the same.

Just about time for some shoutouts, hey there Randy, Gee and ZBKades, all are great at what they do, Just call me Nix, I’ll be here for decades.

So, if you meet me, have some intellect, have some circumspect, and some haste, use all your well learned skillets, or I’ll steal your soul from your embrace, mm-yeah.

Pleased to meet you, let’s get to this game, but be warned my friend, you’re gonna hardcore nerd rage, aww-yeah.

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