The Grimbokqe Diet- Panacea On Earth

How to diet on a Grimbokqe?
~Mani
Fortified with Vitamins A,E and selenium grimbokqe helps fight ageing and in increasing the quantity and quality of sperms and enhance libido, according to a new study conducted by scientists of Nanman Nutraceuticals in the South Hunei Island. Further research is on to find out whether it also helps to combat the dreaded Alzheimer’s disease. Those who are weight conscious and yet hate workouts, good news you can substitute your regular meals with Grimbokqe lite which is more energy packed and also suitable for diabetics. The grimbokqe bars are expected to hit the world market by August 2014. It can be taken like a chocolate bar or can be mixed with milk either hot or cold suitable for breakfast. Children below the age of 10 years cannot have grimbokqe due to its very high nutritional content. International Humanitarian organization Pro-Mano has appealed to the World Food Program and UN that the benefits of grimbokqe bar should be extended to people suffering from food crisis in African refugee camps. Quoting on anonymity, a senior US Army official has remarked that grimbokqe is very successful and is in use with the American Commando counter terrorist force since early 2011. Scroll down, for a picture of the Grimbokqe bar.
How many of you actually scrolled down to have a glimpse of the grimbokqe or intended to do so after reading this I am not sure, but this is how an educated Human being is fooled easily in the industrial age and more so in the current digital or information age.
It is a sad fact that grimbokqe is made from the feathers of slaughtered chicken from the poultry industry and is finely powdered and fortified with synthetic vitamins, artificial flavors and colors. Nanman nutraceuticals came out with this industry friendly idea in the late 2012s to find a solution to cope with the abundant waste of the poultry industry where more feathers are added each day. How they managed to get FDA approval to market it in the US and EU remains a trade secret and the PRO refused to elaborate on it.
The good news is that; the product, the company and the country are all completely a brain child of my imagination and nothing more. But many things similar to the grimbokqe has happened and we all have been victims at one time or the other. For instance the modern chewing gum industry is nothing but to find a way, to market the waste (not anymore) from the byproducts of the petroleum industry. It is extremely difficult to un-learn for an adult and much easier to learn for a child especially when it comes to eating habits. Eating as a survival instinct and habit is common to all living beings but we have taken it a step further to make it a social and entertaining tool. The various sensors in body of a living being determines when to eat, how much to eat and what to eat. No matter how good is a trainer, he can make a dog sit on a chair or even train it, to walk on a rope but cannot make it chew a chewing gum for it is not edible at all and the intelligent dog knows it better not to chew anything that is not edible. I think it is easier to convince the highly educated than those who are not, all that you need is some crap of power points or news column under a health section to claim health “benefits’’ in this case of chewing gum from a “scientific’’ study, outlining how it can control cavities in tooth, or help exercise jaw muscles or simply as a pre-kiss kit! There are many more not only chewing gums in the market. So let us stop; reflect on what we eat and why we eat. Bona appétit!