FROM THE DIARY OF POTUS ELECT

Dear Diary, Today I pissed off a couple of bitches..

Dear Diary,

Today, I pissed off a couple of bitches when they “found out” I pissed on a couple of bitches. Ugh, I hope Barron doesn’t explain this to Mel. I tell ya’, sometimes she can bust my balls harder than I can grab some pussy. Ha! Totes, tweetable! Maybe I can convince her they’re talking about the gold shower in our bedroom? Need to remember to ask Jare how I feel about Obama’s speech before the press conference tomorrow. VERY CONCERNED… I asked for the Oompa light and I think they went just a shade too dark. Hair will look VERY real though, it’s that Remi! FIRE!

MAGA.

The Big Don.