OOOH NOOOO classical sass, please don’t ever block me! the highlight of my everyday is reading a post from you! this one is priceless, especially the nauseate part. you make the best lists ever!
this brings me to something else i have been worrying about: you aren’t going to stop posting daily when you reach 365 are you??? your writing is my drug of choice (along with tall wines and vodka w/lime). PLEASE don’t leave your loyal followers high and dry <knees and face on floor with supplicant hands over head>.