Some useful redefinitions, part 2

Impending: the bit in Peter Pan when Tinkerbell’s light goes really, really dim.

J’acuzzi: what an Italian says when he blames a Frenchman for farting in the bath.

Ladvantage: the act of getting paid more because you have a penis.

Manopause: managing hormonal changes in single instalments.

Minument: a sculpture or statue honouring a short person.

Nonsequences: the idle threats of a weak babysitter.

Overarchiver: a person with too much paper in their attic.

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