Some useful redefinitions, part 2
Impending: the bit in Peter Pan when Tinkerbell’s light goes really, really dim.
J’acuzzi: what an Italian says when he blames a Frenchman for farting in the bath.
Ladvantage: the act of getting paid more because you have a penis.
Manopause: managing hormonal changes in single instalments.
Minument: a sculpture or statue honouring a short person.
Nonsequences: the idle threats of a weak babysitter.
Overarchiver: a person with too much paper in their attic.