A Few Reasons Why You’re Very Stupid

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Sep 1, 2018 · 1 min read
  1. Almost all of your waking hours (and a few of your sleeping minutes) are spent hooked up to a portable slot machine called your phone. Like any elderly, chain-smoking, lonely lady in a casino, you can’t stop pulling the lever.
  2. You don’t read.
  3. Even if you don’t read, you don’t read anything serious, and if you do read anything serious, you don’t read deeply or re-read. You certainly don’t read in languages other than English.
  4. Subtitles bore you.
  5. You use buzzwords like ‘triggered’ without…

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