I’m not hip enough to know if this guy Sam Donsky is ripping off other writers who used this style WAY before him (you know, like, way way back in 2014). But this was so freaking funny I had to share it on my Facebook wall and I’m not ashamed of that. Usually I dislike hyper-conversational articles, but after the first paragraph this one had me laughing so hard that there were tears I had to dab away. AND I’m now writing like Sam Donsky. lol