Fashion Brands During End Times

Armani Armor, Roboto Cavalli, Gucci.gov, and more!

Noel Spangler
3 min readSep 29, 2022

It’s the year 2030, and the fashion world has gone through an upheaval of historic proportions! What’s happened to your favorite designer brands? Well, they’re a little different than they used to be…

Armani Armor

Protect Yourself with Style.

Man wearing hazmat suit and blazer
Modified from photo by Elina Araja on Pexels

Safety, elegance, and a fairly tolerable level of comfort come together with Armani Armor. The new business casual hazmat suit, featured above, is ideal for managing the latest outbreak at the office!

Beggari

Own Nothing and Be Happy.

Cheerful woman dressed in rags
Modified from photo by Tatiana Twinslol on Pexels

Fashion house Bulgari has made a few changes since it was taken over by Klaus Schwab and the World Economic Forum. Now the company produces a delightful collection of ragwear for the blissfully impoverished masses.

Prisonwear by Prada

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Noel Spangler

Noel is a New York-based writer and visual storyteller. His satire has appeared in Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, and others.