FDA Approves Pfizer Vaccine For Walking Dead

Noel Spangler
2 min readAug 13, 2022
Zombies walking
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Officials at The Food and Drug Administration recently approved Pfizer’s BioNTech Vaccine for the undead population, which comprises millions of zombies across the United States. The authorization will further expand the vaccine’s reach to cover every living — and non-living — person in the country.

Noel Spangler

Noel is a New York-based writer and visual storyteller. His satire has appeared in Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, and others.