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Militor: A New Prescription Drug From The Makers Of War

Have you lost your appetite for battle? Do you wake up in the middle of the night wondering “When is this all going to end?”

Jul 1, 2022

Man with plane overhead, excited to go to war

Jul 1, 2022

Donate To The Wounded Billionaire Fund Today

And Help End the Persecution of the Rich and Powerful

Oct 12, 2024

Donate To The Wounded Billionaire Fund Today

Oct 12, 2024

A Plan To Control The World’s Dogs and Cats

A long time ago, in a castle far away, two rulers of the animal kingdom sat at the table and talked:

Nov 15, 2023

A Plan To Control The World’s Dogs and Cats

Nov 15, 2023

Frequently Asked Questions About The New Climate Change Vaccine, Ecovax

From the Website of the Centers for Climate Control and Justice (CCC):

Mar 21, 2023

Frequently Asked Questions About The New Climate Change Vaccine, Ecovax

Mar 21, 2023

A Call For Heat In The Year 2030

A young woman sits inside her one-room apartment, wrapped in blankets, as she waits for a customer service agent to answer the phone.

Mar 5, 2023

A Call For Heat In The Year 2030

Mar 5, 2023

Liquifact: Daily Facts In A Bottle

Feeling overwhelmed by the news? You’re not alone. There’s a lot of information out there, and it’s hard to break it all down and digest it…

Dec 12, 2022

Liquifact: Daily Facts In A Bottle

Dec 12, 2022

Changes To Chess In The New World Order

Authorities at the World Chess Forum (WCF) have announced plans to change the way Chess is played. The following updates will go into…

Nov 23, 2022

Changes To Chess In The New World Order

Nov 23, 2022

Space Mogul Purchases Earth in Exchange for Six Other Slave Planets

MILKY WAY — A major transaction occurred in the galaxy this month, unbeknownst to the inhabitants of Earth. While much of the human race…

Nov 7, 2022

Space Mogul Purchases Earth in Exchange for Six Other Slave Planets

Nov 7, 2022

Fashion Brands During End Times

Armani Armor, Roboto Cavalli, Gucci.gov, and more!

Sep 29, 2022

Man wearing hazmat suit and blazer

Sep 29, 2022

‘Our Pillow’ Better Than ‘My Pillow’, Experts Say

U.S. — Sleep experts across America are recommending a new, more inclusive bed cushion called Our Pillow. Developed by home goods activist…

Sep 3, 2022

Diverse women sharing pillow

Sep 3, 2022

Noel Spangler

Noel Spangler

Noel is a New York-based writer and visual storyteller. His satire has appeared in Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, and others.

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