Read it, I guess? I can’t actually give you anything, because not even I know what the fvck this shit technically is. Beats me. It is completely and 100% unmarketable, but I thought — heck! The world is at war, again, anyway.
No? Not convinced? About to click to the next story? Alright — well — basically, you can expect like the Lochness monster, a single unicorn, and a President who wants to bring bad guys back from the dead… So, it’s like a whole lot of — I-dont-fvcking-know kind of material, ya know? I think I even have like a dude who gets so pissed he suddenly combusts into a giant bear who rips people's heads off.
It is cool — whatever the hell I wrote. So, thanks to whoever the hell actually sits through and reads this garbage. You’re my hero and I love you.
