Cat Lady Knits
12 knitting & crochet patterns for cat ladies (and gents and enbies)
This bonnet with clever kitty ears is perfect for cat ladies from 0–100. (Cat ladies over 100 should really dress their age.)
Prefer a beanie? This one is perfection in the details, with a slipped stitch ribbed brim, stranded color work kitties, and a clever crown shaping.
This giant wrap of a triangular shawl features color work cats and a paw print border with a fold-over hem.
Car coats have gone rather out of style, and who better to bring them back than cat ladies on their believed-to-be-rare outings?
The clever color work patterning on this pullover is worthy of MC Escher.
…but sometimes you just want something simple, and this poncho delivers simple with a punch. Or a paw print.
There are many kittens — I mean kitty mittens — but to the best of my knowledge, these are the only ones with a fishbone thumb.
Close your eyes for a moment. What socks would you knit if you could wear them without fear that they’d immediately be covered in cat hair? It’s these.
Pickles! Pickles Pickles Pickles! (Pickles’s sister, Beans, is a free pattern.)
Perfect for holiday gifts, shelf decoration, and Kiki’s Delivery Service cosplay.
Sometimes a lady needs a cat purse, am I right? This one comes in several sizes and looks like something you’d find a surf bum selling at a flea market; you’d tell everyone the story of its finding for absolutely ages.
Amineko is the cat that I would crochet one hundred of, if I could crochet.