Tips for Self-Care When You Are Being Hunted Across the Desert by a Satanic Cult
Part 3 in a Series
- Be sure to bring enough water for your entire party! Remember, it’s a minimum of one gallon per person per day.
- You don’t have to outrun the cult. You only have to outrun your friends.
- The strange family that lives in the hills will offer to help you. Can they be trusted?
- No, they could not be trusted.
- You’re so tired. Maybe you ought to give the cult life a chance. How bad could it be?