Tips for Self-Care When You Are Being Hunted Across the Desert by a Satanic Cult

Part 3 in a Series

1. Be sure to bring enough water for your entire party! Remember, it’s a minimum of one gallon per person per day.
2. You don’t have to outrun the cult. You only have to outrun your friends.
3. The strange family that lives in the hills will offer to help you. Can they be trusted?
4. No, they could not be trusted.
5. You’re so tired. Maybe you ought to give the cult life a chance. How bad could it be?

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