Tips for Self-Care When You Transform Into A Monster At The Full Moon

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1. Try a boar bristle brush to keep your coat from tangling.
2. You should have listened to the old woman who tried to warn you about going out on the moors at night. If you live long enough, you’ll get to warn the next one. As a distraction from the constant dread, try planning out what you’ll say.
3. Take time when the moon is waxing or waning to have a large doggy door installed. You’ll thank yourself later when you find yourself running from angry torch-bearing villagers.
4. Hide the silver.
5. I thought I told you to hide the silver.
6. Did you forget about that silver-headed walking stick of your father’s? Tsk, tsk.

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