BEFORE PARIS, FORMING A "FEMMINIELLO" INTO A "ROYAL MAJORDOMO"

The best way for forming a Majordomo is :

- At first, donating his mum Silverware on every Celebration day ;

- Then, at his major age, assigning a General Physician to him who is instructed to repress any entrepreneurism of the prospective Majordomo ;

- Finally, poisoning him - without his knowledge (within the jar of his morning tea, for instance) - by a synthetic hormonal treatment for GENDER ANNULLMENT, like the active principles in use by State Police for CHEMICAL CASTRATION (memento Mathematician Turing).

In case of Resilient Resistence to the Gender Annullment, an Amyotrophical-Lateral-Sclerosis infected blood transfusion may serve the purpose.

From that time on, Dinner menus at any Charity Club anywhere, worldwide, even the ones composed by :

- "Astice Scottato" ;

- "Spaghetti allo Scoglio" ;

- "Impepata di Cozze" ,

shall have no effect on him anymore.

P.M. like the Perfect Majordomo...