JK Rowling will be arrested, finally

This is the latest news in the pissing match between trans people and anti-trans activists happening every second of every single day online. We are proud to report that JK Rowling will be arrested, perhaps this afternoon even.

The image shows a woman in handcuffs and ankle restraints. It’s a BDSM image, I thought it would be funny given how she accuses trans women of fetishism.

I have written about Rowling before and almost every time after the first couple I have opened with “I can’t believe I have to write about this bigot loser once again”. This sentiment is ever present in all of my writing about her gullible whining about how she’s once again fallen for obvious propaganda that, under any real analysis, doesn’t hold up. This time however I can’t wholly blame the bigot for the necessity of this piece.

That’s because whereas JK Rowling is most definitely a bigot loser who has repeatedly allowed herself to fall for anti-trans disinformation like some kind of bigoted version of that one Sideshow Bob sketch with the rakes. She isn’t really the impetus for any of the events I’m about to discuss. We’ve reached this point of “JK Rowling will be arrested” because she was sent a picture of a trans woman who she then promptly misgendered.

Because of course that’s what she did; she is a transphobe. Their core belief is that trans people…