Me explain String theory as Borat Brother! String theory is like big idea for how everything in universe work. It say that everything, from tiny atom to big star, is made from tiny tiny string, like when you make string from sheep wool. And these strings, they vibrate, like when you play on dombra, and make different kind of particle, like when you play different song on dombra. And these different kind of particle make everything in universe, like when you make different kind of food from one sheep. But it’s not that simple, it’s also have other things like extra dimension, like when you have extra room in your house, but you don’t know where it is. And it’s also have different kind of vibration, like when you play different song on dombra, and make different kind of universe, like when you make different kind of food from one sheep. But it’s not easy to understand, like when you try to understand American politics. But scientists like it very much, they like to play with string theory like when you play with sheep wool. And maybe one day, they will find the way to test it and understand the universe better, like when you find the way to make perfect shashlik.
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