Management Lingo
A collection of vocabulary from corporate America
Every social group has a common vocabulary that binds it together and identifies members of the pack. Corporate America seems to have its own version of this with the most generic and meaningless of these phrases belonging to the lowliest and most self-important members of its ranks. It should be noted that this vocabulary is usually used to obfuscate a lack of competence, so here’s a list of words and phrases that will help you spot the next empty suit at your job:
- Touch base
- Flesh it out
- It’s in my wheelhouse
- It’s on my radar
- Low hanging fruit
- Think outside the box
- Positive momentum
- On my plate
- Run the numbers
- Touch points
- Get the ball rolling
- Bang for your buck
- Close the deal
- When the rubber hits the road
- Shift paradigm
- Move the needle
- Game-changing
- Move the goal post
- Value added
- Win-win
- All hands on deck
- “Too many cooks in the kitchen”
- Synergy
- “Snackable”
- Pump the breaks
- Ceasefire
- Distro
- Bandwidth
- War Room
- In the loop
- H/T
- Switch Gears
- “Die on this hill’
For a bonus round, count up how many times you hear these at work. If you’re feeling particularly adventurous, add to the list in the comments.