Some people can’t let anything drop. Others will stop at nothing. Many wouldn’t be surprised if nothing ever happened to them, but they should be surprised, because nothing won’t happen to them if they don’t even try.

I know what you’re thinking, “This is too good to be true.” And I can’t blame you because that’s not what you were thinking. But I’ll just let the facts speak for themselves… so that I don’t have to type them. Why are we still typing in this day and age? In the olden times when we didn’t want to say anything we would just tell people that we didn’t want to talk. Of course, that took HOURS and now with modern technology in the state that it is (modern), we have so many new things that help us type with our thumbs (as God intended) that our other fingers have become more ornamental in nature.

I don’t think — and follow me on this — that it would be possible tp understate this point, we are all made of space dust… well not really, but it’s a meme and I thought it might get your attention.

You seemed to be drifting. You shouldn’t be, this is really good stuff! I know because I’m writing it and I’m not even going to bother to go back and read it to see if it makes any sense at all.

But to get back to my point, or the opposite of the point I was trying to make — there is a whole world out there and you can join it! You can do the stuff it likes to do and be friends with it. You’ll have to learn its language first, which is kinda boring. I don’t know, I’m not really very interested in this topic. I’ve really found myself though, which hasn’t been very interesting, but it’s good to know that so I can get on with my life-even if there’s no point…

I guess it all started when I met up with that motivational twerker. It showed me that we don’t have to have success to not care if we are happy. We just need to dance our troubles away or into being, dependong on whether we have goals or not.

I know this sounds complicated, but you can do it too. And although I can’t explain it — it REALY works. Dang spellcheck!!!

Anyway… I’m happy with not being sure if there were any results. And you also! Because now! Answers!

So now I’ve dedicated my life to the motivational twerking scene. I’ve fully embraced whatever philosophy I now have. And now I truly don’t actually care whether I’m happy or not. You can too!