A local small species of Pokémon named Sentret live in the forests nearby. They sing, dance, and sometimes party. They are known to have flappy, wing-like arms, and they have long tails and a small, cute face. A local Sentret named ‘Lmao beans’ has recently been spotted consuming massive amounts of canned soup and blasting off into the atmosphere.
“He has been floating in orbit for the past 4 days, and we’re not sure what he’s doing up there,” a NASA representative said. “He might be looking for soup. Who knows?”
The family of Lmao beans misses him very much and they hope he comes back to Earth soon. Lmao beans has been spotted floating around, flapping his stubby wings, and smiling. He seems to not be consuming oxygen and instead just harnessing the power of the Sun’s radiation to stay alive.
World-leading scientists expect Lmao beans to fall into Earth gravity and land in the Pacific Ocean in about 3 days. Several simulations have been run, and it is estimated that Lmao beans will most likely survive the intense heat from re-entry and will land back at home, safe and sound.
“I have no idea how he got up there,” NotNite says. “He just happened to float up there! Like, holy soup!”, he continued. NotNite and JiffyPBAJ, Lmao beans’ immediate family, have been trying to find Lmao beans via long range telescope and mark down his placements in space. “I want my little soup boy to stay safe,” JiffyPBAJ stated in an interview.
Hopefully Lmao beans will have a good time in space, and he will make it back safe and sound to his cozy home. Cans of soup are being sent via balloon into low Earth orbit in order to trick Lmao beans into following the soup back into Earth’s atmosphere.
