Paul NocchiinCondimentsYour Guide to Making a Right Turn in Oregonby Harris NewmanApr 7, 20181Apr 7, 20181
Paul NocchiinThe HavenNew iOS Update Reminds You to Look Up Every Once in a WhileFollowing an overwhelming number of complaints from concerned citizens and customer’s parents, partners, and coworkers, Apple has done the…Jan 31, 20181Jan 31, 20181
Paul NocchiinThe HavenOut of Options: Local Man Must Clean Bedroom to Find WalletAfter a self-deprecating and increasingly maddening search for his wallet around the 760 square foot apartment — including the space…Oct 3, 2017Oct 3, 2017
Paul NocchiinThe HavenGood News, Job Seekers: LinkedIn Connections Can Now Endorse You for Handwashing!In today’s job market, standing out from the competition is easier said than done. But there’s good news: your LinkedIn connections can now…Sep 30, 2017Sep 30, 2017
Paul NocchiinThe HavenCloud Composition Confirmed 25 Percent Vape JuiceWhile collecting superfluous evidence that climate change is not a Chinese hoax, meteorologists at the National Weather Service…Jul 24, 2017Jul 24, 2017
Paul NocchiinThe HavenI’ll Stop Posting Photos Of My Relationship When You Acknowledge How Awesome It IsLook at this awesome picture of me and my girlfriend. We’re happy and smiling and definitely didn’t retake it 10 times. I really wish you…Jun 24, 2017Jun 24, 2017
Paul NocchiinThe HavenBeautiful: On This Man’s Birthday, His Coworkers Did The UnthinkableCHICAGO — Now 24 years old, local data analyst, Allen Karter, didn’t expect any special treatment on his birthday. But when he came into…Jun 6, 20171Jun 6, 20171
Paul NocchiinThe HavenNorth Korea to include Kim Jong-un’s new clothing line in ‘bigger gift package’ for U.S.After gleefully supervising a new guided ballistic missile test on Monday, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is ordering the development of…May 31, 20171May 31, 20171
Paul NocchiinThe HavenREPORT: Startup Unveils Single-Passenger Elevators, Big Win for IntrovertsIn an effort to provide a more inclusive workplace environment, meal-delivery startup, Fleat*, unveiled single-passenger elevators at their…May 16, 2017May 16, 2017
Paul NocchiinThe Haven“You were hilarious!” and 10 other things hungover people want to hear“Don’t apologize!”May 12, 2017May 12, 2017