*Glass crashing, wine spilling all over the Emperor’s organic 100% recyclable sandals* Gutbloom!!!!
Ellie Guzman

For a dreadful moment I thought something had genuinely happened to Gutbloom on Medium. I wheezed badly whilst scrabbling about for some word - shaped battle axes.

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