I donated my entire body to research. They gave it back.

I volunteered to go to Viet Nam and do away with small people. They said I was too dangerous to kill for my country.

Then the Louisiana parole board turned me down: “an arch-sociopath’ you are they said … but they could not define it!

And the love of my life turn into a high dollar Dallas hooker … and wanted to keep my brass bed to do her business in/on. She actually wept when I refused.

so giving you my blood would be an anti-climax. you know?! the only thing left in my soul and it is way too dark for your purposes. but if you want it ….

ned