Magic redwoods, like an enchanted forest of dildos
were used in Mexico to catch desperados.
The travelling salesman problem can’t be solved,
but with Goldilocks, we found our solution
by trying on all sorts of fashions.
A thru-hike, a true test of one’s resolve
in a tramping of the rainforest, was enough
to confirm that we’re bad-ass tough.
Then, a narrow escape from the French murderer,
was followed by the discovery of a mole ester.