Hugging Trees

Photo by Palojono, Flickr Creative Commons

Magic redwoods, like an enchanted forest of dildos

were used in Mexico to catch desperados.

The travelling salesman problem can’t be solved,

but with Goldilocks, we found our solution

by trying on all sorts of fashions.

A thru-hike, a true test of one’s resolve

in a tramping of the rainforest, was enough

to confirm that we’re bad-ass tough.

Then, a narrow escape from the French murderer,

was followed by the discovery of a mole ester.