Release note contest
In order to celebrate Medium’s writer’s block I present you my release note for the latest Medium app update.
Ah, come in, stranger! Warm your cold bones beside the fire and listen to my story. Long time before I was born, before my grandfather was born and before his father was born, there was a prophecy. It said that one day the gods would send a huge update upon us.
There would be a dislike button, emoji support… wait, what? They did the second one? Oh my gosh, that’s awesome! Well, anyway, there’d be a new gradient logo, users would be able to colour text, use different font sizes and many many more!
But this update is not that One. It’s just bug fixes and minor improvements.