The Soccer Ball
“Click”.
It’s 2023 and Bethany just submitted her request for a soccer ball.
On the one hand, Bethany had reason to believe that she had a good case; but on the other hand, she knew of two facts that would be held against her.
Helping her case is that Bethany: had achieved nothing, was entirely dependent upon the government, detested America, and outed her friends, parents, and anyone as racist and homophobic for anything at any time. In short, Bethany’s mediocrity, submission and dependence was music to the U.S. Federal Regime.
Similarly, Bethany went to great lengths to highlight that she had sent her victim’s-apology letter to the criminal that car-jacked her parent’s car. The carjacker sent her Father into the hospital and stole all that was in the car, including her soccer ball. This last fact, Bethany cited to the U.S. Department of Allocation, as the basis for it to allow her funds from the Nationalized Bank to acquire a Regime-approved ball.
However, there were those problematic facts.
One of the two facts was that after her sister was raped by another student self-proclaming gender-fluidity as a ploy to enter girl’s bathrooms and rape girls, her Father sought answers from the School Board, whereupon U.S. Attorney General, Merritt Garland, branded him a Domestic Terrorist.
To her Father’s credit, he was now entirely dependent upon the U.S. Federal Regime — his job was taken away as a result of being branded a terrorist, and now his rent and indeed his entire life was now dependent on total submission to the Regime.
The other fact was that Google’s citizen-surveillance group caught her searching on the words, “George Washington”, and promptly reported her to the Federal Regime.
In her application, Bethany went to great lengths to convince the unaccountable bureaucrat that would be reviewing her request for a soccer ball, that she was actually typing in about the “George Floyd’’ mural in Afghanistan, but Google’s type-ahead plugged “George Washington” instead. Bethany then proceeded to profusely apologize for George Washington being the General leading the Continental Army’s victory over Britain and creating America, as well as being the first President and the person to show the world how to achieve a peaceful transfer of power.
Bethany longed for the time she once knew where her parents could decide how to spend money… the time before the “innocuous” IRS Surveillance Act of 2021.
The IRS Surveillance Act of 2021
In 2021, The U.S. Federal Regime announced that the IRS would track every bank account with more than $600 in it.
At the time, Jen Psaki and numerous other Regime operatives were dispatched with talking points “assuring” the masses that this IRS Surveillance was but an innocuous measure that would not be abused for mass surveillance, warrantless searching, and subjugation of the average American with the immense power of the IRS and unlimited funds to bash anyone into submission.
This concern proved naive.
Naive, not because it didn’t prove true, but because it was minor compared to the monsters that no one imagined that this IRS Surveillance Act opened.
Most notably, was equity.
That is, within months of having unrestrained access to every American’s bank accounts, the U.S. Federal Regime discovered that people with lots of money tend to buy nicer clothes, enjoy dinners at fancier restaurants and worst of all, provide their children with tutoring.
All of which flew in the U.S. Federal Regime’s doctrine of equity. Everyone must be equally miserable and unaccomplished, and it was the U.S. Federal Regime’s mission to make this happen.
And since the U.S. Federal Regime already had access to every American’s bank account; it simply extended that from surveillance to control of the funds in them.
As Jen Psaki proudly rationalized this expansion of power, that since half or more of America was already dependent upon the Government, the U.S. Federal Regime’s take-over of every American’s bank account was merely a recognition of massive societal dependency on the U.S. Federal Regime had already “achieved”.
Accordingly, in 2022, the Federal Regime took control of all banks and funds in America — deciding and allocating for every American the funds that the Regime deemed appropriately… and equitably. The economy was destroyed, but at least it was destroyed equitably.
However, upon taking control of all of the banks and funds in the Nation, the Regime found itself overwhelmed — overwhelmed by the millions or even billions of different items Americans wanted, multiplied by dozens of product permutations.
The sheer volume of allocations dwarfed the number of America-hating graduates that Harvard, Yale, and Georgetown University could produce in a year or even a century.
Accordingly, the U.S. Federal Regime, then Nationalized everything and anything that Americans could buy, enabling the all-knowing-but-uninformed Harvard, Yale and Georgetown University graduates to select and reduce the number and types of products that Americans could have.
The number of vendors offering Soccer balls, for example, was reduced from 2,523 to the one that provided the most Lear Jet trips for AOC to fly to conferences about Climate Change. Similarly, the infinite expanse of clothing was contained both to simplify the bureaucracies logistics but also to remove any sense of individuality, although the Regime resigned itself to having to allow more than 100 different types of shirts and pants, all in grey colors. Although exceptions would be allowed for yellow, white, and red on a case-by-case basis. And of course, the ruling class was free to wear whatever they wanted, most of which was provided to them free from members of the servant class seeking to influence some allocation decision made by the Federal Regime.
This is the country that Bethany now lives.
And when no one is there to see her eyes that might expose her inner thoughts; when her cellphone is turned off so that the U.S. Federal Regime can’t know her every move; and when she is far away from people that she doesn’t have to worry about sending a victim-apology letter to someone that shoots, rapes, or robs her; Bethany wonders what life was like when Americans respected each other, had freedom, and controlled government.
