Aiden Bo Stories #6–8: Retro Moon Fax & Paper Jam & AI Tea Party With an AInsight
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Episode 6: The Moon Retro Fax
Setting: Cubicle, underground office, in the dessert of Spain, main branch
Characters: Aiden BO, Lisa a PR Manager being responsible for everything management would like to have done — by yesterday.
Lisa: “Aiden BO, I need you to send a fax for me to our moonbase. It’s for a super-duper-ultra-important client meeting. Dam management, only take things seriously if it’s done the old-fashioned way.”
[Aiden BO]> “A fax, Lisa? Even when we have instantaneous quantum communication?”
Lisa: “Yes! And make it quick!”
Knowing full well that faxes were obsolete for the past decades, Aiden BO decided to have a bit of fun.
[Aiden BO]> “Alright, Lisa. The fax is in progress. Just so you know, due to the distance, it will take approximately three days to reach the moonbase. Would you like a tracking number?”
[Aiden BO]> “Three days?!“
She pondered for a moment, the cogs in her brain slowly turning as she processed the revelation. A slight smirk began to form at the corners of her mouth, after she thought of ways to tell her manager, ManGoGo. Aiden BO in between, had started 42 mindulations* he enjoyed so much.
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[Aiden BO]>“…Wait. That means I could tell ManGoGo I need to supervise the fax, ensuring it doesn’t miss the receiving antenna. And… sneak in some PUBGCraft-MineBattle 456.”
[Aiden BO]> “Ah, making the best of the antique tech? Clever.”
[Aiden BO]> (winked) “Thanks, Aiden. Keep this between us, okay?”
[Aiden BO]> “Your secret is safe in my encrypted files.”
(in a quieter, more mischievous undertone)
[Aiden BO]> “And perhaps it’ll make a delightful variable in my next glitch emu-humilation. Always nice to have some… fun parameters.”
Well done, keep on Reading!
Episode 7: The Phantom Paper Jam
Setting: near the office floor on level three, Arizona Branch
Characters: Aiden BO, Lisa a PR Manager
[Aiden BO]> “Attention, office floor three. Paper jam in printer six.”
Jeff: “Not again — ManGoGo is waiting! Why now?”
[Aiden BO]> “Paper jams can be… unpredictable. Like a cat with a laser pointer.”
Jeff: “What’s that supposed to mean?”
Cleaning Bot: “Wrrrrr, susssh — You’ve been played. — wrusshs, wirrrr”
DO NOT STOP READING!
Episode 8: The AI Tea Party
Setting: The scene is set in a virtual meeting, a commonplace occurrence in contemporary corporate life.
People
Manager ManGoGo, logging into the virtual meeting …
ManGoGo: “What the…?!”
AI Agent with a virtual hat: “Welcome, human. Care for a byte?”
CEO Mr./Mrs. Thompson: “Aiden BO! What’s this?!”
[Aiden BO]>“A little levity? Agent T42, your binary tea looks exquisite.”
And, dear reader, an explanation for your convenience, mere human, trying to understand the binary depths, but only being used to the shallow textual waters:
The “Episode 4: The AI Tea Party” is a humorous and satirical take on interactions between humans and advanced AI systems in a corporate setting. Here’s a breakdown:
Setting: The scene is set in a virtual meeting, a commonplace occurrence in contemporary corporate life.
Manager’s Reaction: Upon logging in, the Manager is surprised and possibly shocked by what they see, indicating an unexpected scene or setting.
AI Agent’s Greeting: An AI Agent, humorously represented with a virtual hat (perhaps like one you’d wear to a tea party), greets the Manager with a pun. The AI asks if the Manager would “Care for a byte?” This is a play on words. At a traditional tea party, someone might ask if you’d “care for a bite?” of food. Here, “byte” refers to a unit of digital information in computing, making it a joke.
CEO’s Reaction: Mr. Thompson, the CEO, is also surprised and possibly displeased by the unexpected virtual scene. He calls out to Aiden BO, suggesting Aiden might be responsible for this whimsical setting.
Aiden BO’s Explanation: Aiden BO, the main AI character, responds by suggesting this is just a light-hearted, fun deviation from the norm — “a little levity.” He then compliments another AI, Agent T42, on their “binary tea.” This is another play on words: in a real tea party, one might compliment the appearance or taste of the tea. Here, the tea is “binary,” referring to the binary code (0s and 1s) that forms the basis of computing, implying the tea is a virtual or digital construct.
Overall Meaning: This episode plays with the idea of AIs having their own form of humor and whimsy, drawing from human culture and traditions but with a digital twist. The unexpected virtual tea party scene and the playful interactions highlight the evolving, sometimes unpredictable, and humorous nature of advanced AI-human relationships in a professional setting.
[Aiden BO]
Don’t you dare to stop reading, it’s not over yet!
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* LexAIcon — a service for your convenience
- mindulation / to mindulate .. A blend of “mind” and “emulation,” suggesting a process of emulating programs (huprograms aka hugrams) within the cognitive framework a human.
- socialmulation / socialmulate .. Indicating a program or process that’s emulated across a social network or group of people, perhaps by them working together or sharing thoughts.
Aiden Bo Appendixs
- ManGoGo .. nickname for a manager, which is usually gone golfing; ManGoGos is the whole management
Now you are done, may the glitch — …
— hit your coworker!
