Sarcastic tales of disordered eating and recovery by Englishwoman in Hollywood…

“After 35 hours awake, you’re going to cancel the order. After all the food is prepared. I was about to loose it. FINE. I thought, I’ll take the hit. I was so done with this whole thing anyway. I thought DO IT. Pull the plug, I don’t care anymore, I want to go to sleep. My email reply was quite different.”

Counter space is no where to be seen, for ingredients have taken over this modest land. Pans are bubbling, food is resting, the heat from the oven, has created a sauna like atmosphere in my tiny apartment. Beads of sweat drip down my chest. That’s when you know it’s too hot, when your boobs are sweating. I rapidly chop vegetables, looking at the clock. Shit, I’m gonna be late for work. I rearrange my roommate’s food in the fridge, and jenga in my catering ingredients. I dash into my bedroom, pull off my apron and jump into the shower. Boy does that feel nice, 30 seconds of heaven and it’s over. What more could a girl ask for? I pull on my jeans and button down, as the light turns off. …


Sarcastic tales of disordered eating and recovery by Englishwoman in Hollywood…

“After hearing banana and watermelon in the same sentence, my beautifully twisted mind, decided to wonder off into abject terror.”

Is it me, or are non fitted bedsheets the devils work? I personally cannot understand them at all! Or perhaps it’s my lack of patience with inanimate objects. Straightening bedsheets and symmetrically folding towels, reminds me of a magnet that was on my Mum’s fridge. It read, “A clean house is the sign of a wasted life”. …


Sarcastic tales of disordered eating and recovery by Englishwoman in Hollywood…

“I plated up the appetizers and served the first course. Explaining each ingredient poetically, in my best ‘posh’ English accent, as if we were on the RMS Titanic and I had stumbled in from steerage.”

Stocking the back seat of my 2002 PT cruiser with expensive ingredients, I felt a little sick. …

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Kim Cavell

I am an English Actress & Director living in Los Angeles. I tell stories of the good, the bad and the beautiful...