10 tweets that illustrate why following Sen. Chuck Grassley is a good life decision.
2 min readJul 4, 2015
1. He is Chuck Grassley. And he is on Twitter.
Chuck Grassley is a Republican senator from Iowa. Since you are a reasonable person, you will disagree with him on literally everything. But his Twitter skills are above reproach and you will undoubtedly admire them.
2. Chuck Grassley is a patriot.
I don’t know WTF this means other than I need a bald eagle to translate it for me.
3. He is the Yelp of Congressional offices.
It probably looks like this.
4. He will always let you know when an important tweet is coming.
You’re definitely as excited as I am right now.
5. He always delivers on a promise(d important tweet).
Yeah, I don’t know what that gray thing is either.
6. He cares about women’s issues.
I would like to meet this group, 4-Her. I bet they’re doing great work.
7. He always substantiates his claims.
You don’t need to understand his facts. Just know they are factual.
8. He rewards his supporters with special attention.
You are so jealous of DesMoines john flannery right now. It’s ok to admit it.
9. He is a selfie master.
The new selfie is taking a picture of yourself on a screen. You didn’t know?
10. He will keep you informed of important events.
August. Marked.
